You are Alabaster Soliloquy, hot-shit destroyer of anime pussy and five time champion of the North High Quiz Bowl.

Fuck Quest was a collaborative work of fiction written between 2014-2020 on 4chan. At various points in the narrative, the audience was invited to vote on what the main character would do or say next. These choices steered the course of the story and the development of the main character's relationships. In the text-only copy, wherever choices were presented to readers, they are represented with square brackets: []. The winning choice or choices are indicated: [x].