Season 2 Pre-Season Materials
Being an office lady is bad enough without my failure of a brother getting a job here, too. GAG.
— Cerise Soliloquy (@CeriseSoliloquy) March 21, 2018
I swear, if that cow Rose gets an internship here too, I'll eat a gun for brunch. Who majors in math and takes a minor in fucking women's studies? I hate this Earth.
— Cerise Soliloquy (@CeriseSoliloquy) March 22, 2018
I swiped this from my brother's room. Here's the dumb slut he's WILLINGLY tutoring. Doesn't look like it's helping much. pic.twitter.com/K9OJLBf75W
— Cerise Soliloquy (@CeriseSoliloquy) March 23, 2018
This cannot be happening. I thought Stackleford fucked off to Vegas with his stupidly lucky investment $$$. What vengeful god sent him back to torment me with his halitosis and shit taste?
— Cerise Soliloquy (@CeriseSoliloquy) March 25, 2018
Not sure I’ll be able to get to work this morning after last night’s mind-blowing sugar rush. Can a cake make you hungover? #DessertForDinner #WhereMyInsulinAt
— Cerise Soliloquy (@CeriseSoliloquy) March 26, 2018
Happy World Autism Awareness Day, guys. #PrayForVivian
— Cerise Soliloquy (@CeriseSoliloquy) April 2, 2018
Do you ever feel like the whole world has gone crazy? I woke up one day and realized how different my life is now.
— Cerise Soliloquy (@CeriseSoliloquy) April 4, 2018
I have a job that pays really well. Like... absurdly well.
— Cerise Soliloquy (@CeriseSoliloquy) April 4, 2018
My obnoxious little brother quit being a quiz dork long enough to get into college. How the fuck did THAT happen?
— Cerise Soliloquy (@CeriseSoliloquy) April 4, 2018
All the stuff that used to matter so much to me feels like it happened in a different lifetime. The fat fucks at anime club, the weirdos on the student council at high school, my life as a NEET...
— Cerise Soliloquy (@CeriseSoliloquy) April 4, 2018
My life has always been so uneventful and peaceful... save for a brief moment of tragedy... I've been blessed with a really boring existence.
— Cerise Soliloquy (@CeriseSoliloquy) April 4, 2018
I might be on a the quick slide towards being a Christmas cake, but hey, I can deal with that. It's not so bad. I have money.
— Cerise Soliloquy (@CeriseSoliloquy) April 4, 2018
So why do I feel like something is wrong? Like I've jumped timelines or something?
— Cerise Soliloquy (@CeriseSoliloquy) April 4, 2018
At least my boss is nice. Thanks for hiring me, David Darkbloom.
— Cerise Soliloquy (@CeriseSoliloquy) April 4, 2018
Lot of fucking weirdos around these days. Go take your chuuni delusions somewhere else, assholes. pic.twitter.com/cDmzhHgDdI
— Cerise Soliloquy (@CeriseSoliloquy) April 9, 2018
